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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 3:07 am Post subject: cats |
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Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.”
And God said, “I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.”
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”
And God said, ” I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.”
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, “Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.”
And God said, “I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.”
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn’t give a crap one way or the other.
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 6:06 am Post subject: Re: cats |
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Ain't it true!
Suz
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11386 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:30 am Post subject: Re: cats |
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I have been told that DOG serves man and man serves CAT. To CAT we are "staff".
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 4:35 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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I don't know... I have taught two cats to sit, roll over and lie down on command. You just have to use a different thought pattern with cats than with dogs - that and remember that the cat is not really there to please anyone but themselves - kind of like an addict.
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:55 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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What were your cats addicted to Paul….I'm interested ….
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 1:26 am Post subject: Re: cats |
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Didnt happen without video Paul........
I'd be interested as well, all I get is a distainful stare at anytime except meal time.
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Vince Site Admin
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2635 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 7:26 am Post subject: Re: cats |
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Cat is licking you it isn't showing affection...it is tasting you for future reference
HEHAW
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6395 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 2:05 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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Cat? where? Blooompfht!!
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 2:36 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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Just saw this on the morning news, very unusual cat behaviour, but well done that cat.
The dog needs a bullet.
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DallanC Site Admin
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 2:41 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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I had a cat growing up, MEAN ole Tom, he was kindof the same way. Didn't allow any dogs on "his" turf. He was all torn up by the end of his life, ears shredded, scars all over. Mean SOB for sure.
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:14 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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Well Ok, thats an exception.. I may even tolerate that cat..
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:28 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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Now that's a cat
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 6:16 pm Post subject: Re: cats |
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That was cool, wouldn't it be interesting to see a close-up in slow motion of the cat and dog, just to see where the cat actually contacted, because that dog really scooted.
Suz
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