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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 6:18 am Post subject: Singles Advert |
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This has to be one of the best 'singles' ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Bendigo Advertiser.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire, going to the pub. Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me....
Call 0354 43 1111 and ask for Lucy - I'll be waiting.....
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Over 150 men telephoned and found themselves talking
to the RSPCA office in Bendigo!
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 7:30 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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Did you call.??????
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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Tremblay wrote: |
Did you call.?????? |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:50 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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wow that is plurry cleaver..bet the dog found a home quick smart.
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 1:59 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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If he did not call, he certainly took notice enough to read the ad
Yes very clever ad.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:12 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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Vince, you've gone NORDO! What is the answer to Tremblay's question, mate?
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:36 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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Tremblay wrote: |
Did you call.?????? |
Nah...didn't call mate...I'm already married, and anyway, Bendigo is too far from me...it's a two day drive.
Lucy looks like she would be worth the drive though.
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Elvis Super Member
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Gil Martin Super Member
Joined: Jan 28, 2005 Posts: 1837 Location: Schnecksville, PA
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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My dog Amy wants to call. All the best...
Gil
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Vince Site Admin
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 12:59 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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Nope no trouble with that name with that photo.
If on the other hand you used that name and Suz in the same sentence, there would be no saving you..............
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44marty Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 2:58 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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Thanks, Vince . . . . I'm in love . . . . Is that the real number??? Has she got any sisters???
Wow - talk about a mail order bride !!!
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RePete Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 8:21 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert |
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dhc4ever...You may want to check in with Vince to insure the ladder is up.
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