HuntingNut » Forums » General » Jokes & Humor » Royal New Zealand Navy

HuntingNut

Login or Register

Home • Community Forums • Photo Albums • Register

Modules

• Home - Top 30
• Treasury
• Tell a Friend

Articles: Submit New
• Articles: Topics
• Contact Us
• Community Forums

Members List
• Photo Albums
• PointBlank Ballistics
• PointBlank Online
• Privacy Policy
• Private Messages

Reloading Database
• State F&G Agencies
• Statistics
• Your Account

User Info

Welcome Anonymous

Membership:

Latest: IPutMoInYoA

New Today: 0

New Yesterday: 0

Overall: 13131

People Online:

Members: 0

Visitors: 345

BOT: 2

Total: 347

Who Is Where:

Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Photo Albums
04: Forums
05: Home
06: Forums
07: Photo Albums
08: Forums
09: Your Account
10: Photo Albums
11: Your Account
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Home
19: Your Account
20: Your Account
21: Forums
22: Home
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Home
26: Home
27: Forums
28: Home
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Home
34: Forums
35: Your Account
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Your Account
39: Your Account
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Statistics
43: Photo Albums
44: Forums
45: Your Account
46: Home
47: Your Account
48: Your Account
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Photo Albums
59: Your Account
60: Home
61: Your Account
62: Forums
63: Home
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Home
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Photo Albums
70: Forums
71: Home
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: News
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Forums
79: Your Account
80: Forums
81: Your Account
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Your Account
88: Forums
89: Your Account
90: Home
91: Your Account
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Home
95: Your Account
96: Home
97: Home
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Your Account
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Home
106: Home
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Your Account
110: Forums
111: Home
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Home
117: Home
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Photo Albums
122: Forums
123: Home
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Home
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Home
135: Forums
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Forums
140: Home
141: Forums
142: Your Account
143: Photo Albums
144: Photo Albums
145: Forums
146: Home
147: Your Account
148: Forums
149: Home
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Home
154: Forums
155: Forums
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Your Account
163: Your Account
164: Home
165: Your Account
166: Your Account
167: Home
168: Forums
169: Home
170: Home
171: Forums
172: Home
173: News
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Forums
177: Forums
178: Your Account
179: Your Account
180: Forums
181: Photo Albums
182: Forums
183: Home
184: Forums
185: Photo Albums
186: Photo Albums
187: Forums
188: Forums
189: Photo Albums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Forums
194: News
195: Forums
196: Home
197: Forums
198: Forums
199: Forums
200: Home
201: Forums
202: Forums
203: Forums
204: Forums
205: Your Account
206: Forums
207: Forums
208: Home
209: Your Account
210: Forums
211: Your Account
212: Forums
213: Home
214: Home
215: Forums
216: Home
217: Forums
218: Forums
219: Forums
220: Forums
221: Home
222: Home
223: Photo Albums
224: Forums
225: Forums
226: Forums
227: Forums
228: Home
229: Forums
230: Forums
231: Forums
232: Forums
233: Forums
234: Your Account
235: Home
236: Forums
237: Forums
238: Forums
239: Forums
240: Your Account
241: Forums
242: Forums
243: Photo Albums
244: Your Account
245: Forums
246: Your Account
247: Home
248: Forums
249: Your Account
250: Home
251: Photo Albums
252: Forums
253: Your Account
254: Forums
255: Your Account
256: Forums
257: Forums
258: Forums
259: Your Account
260: Your Account
261: Photo Albums
262: Forums
263: Forums
264: Home
265: Photo Albums
266: Photo Albums
267: Forums
268: Home
269: Your Account
270: Forums
271: Forums
272: Forums
273: Forums
274: Forums
275: Forums
276: Forums
277: Forums
278: Forums
279: Forums
280: Forums
281: Forums
282: Forums
283: Your Account
284: Home
285: Forums
286: Forums
287: Forums
288: Forums
289: Forums
290: Forums
291: Forums
292: Forums
293: Your Account
294: Forums
295: Forums
296: Forums
297: Home
298: Forums
299: Forums
300: Forums
301: Statistics
302: Home
303: Forums
304: Forums
305: Home
306: Forums
307: Forums
308: Photo Albums
309: Forums
310: Home
311: Photo Albums
312: Forums
313: Forums
314: Forums
315: Forums
316: Forums
317: Forums
318: Forums
319: Home
320: Forums
321: Home
322: Home
323: Forums
324: Forums
325: Forums
326: Forums
327: Forums
328: Forums
329: Your Account
330: Forums
331: Forums
332: Forums
333: Forums
334: Forums
335: Forums
336: Forums
337: Forums
338: Photo Albums
339: Home
340: Forums
341: Forums
342: Forums
343: Forums
344: Your Account
345: Forums

BOT:
01: Your Account
02: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!

Coppermine Stats

Photo Albums

• Albums: 308
• Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824068
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86

Forum FAQ

Log in to check your private messages

Log in to check your private messages Login

Login

Royal New Zealand Navy
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Go to page 1, 2 Next

Printer Friendly Page

Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic

Author

Message

Vince
Site Admin

Site Admin

Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15715
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:25 am Post subject: Royal New Zealand Navy

Reply with quote

Royal New Zealand Navy has just upgraded its fleet to give it more striking power in the Pacific Region, a region where China is starting to flex its muscles and makes its presence felt.

The NZ opposition party has voiced it’s concern with the extravagant outlay and the impact it will havet on the NZ budget which has suffered big setbacks since the Global Financial Crisis.

Attached is a picture of the fleet leaving Auckland Harbour this morning.

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

AIM Address

MSN Messenger

Yahoo Messenger

Photo Gallery

dhc4ever
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:54 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Wait for it........... _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

pete4d
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Nov 27, 2011
Posts: 957
Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:54 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
some how I just knew that a sheep was involved. _________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968 When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive! I'm on the watch list are you ?

Photo Gallery

Bushmaster
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11392
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:51 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Has anyone ever noticed the fixation on sheep by the Australians and New Zealanders? Must not have many women down there. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Ominivision1
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Sep 20, 2010
Posts: 2984
Location: Iowa

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:42 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Ouch!!!! _________________ Regards Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds.

Photo Gallery

gelandangan
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6397
Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

Visit poster's website

PaulS
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
I heard that in Australia there were a surplus of single women... Maybe the sheep are the reason? But sheep can't cook... _________________ Paul __________________ Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data Always check data against manuals NEVER exceed maximum listed loads

Send e-mail

Vince
Site Admin

Site Admin

Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15715
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:09 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
...but they do cook up well Paul. Love a nice lamb roast. _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

AIM Address

MSN Messenger

Yahoo Messenger

Photo Gallery

gelandangan
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6397
Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:18 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Our Long White Clouds cuzins are suspiciously missing ... for now.. _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

Visit poster's website

Suzanne
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3323
Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:55 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
So.......sheep and women...what's the connection Bushy? Suz _________________ May the moon keep you centered, May the sun keep you dancing, And the stars shed light on your dreams.

Bushmaster
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11392
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:14 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
And all this time I thought you were an ol...aah...sailor and should know about these things. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Elvis
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9253
Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:12 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed" _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

Vince
Site Admin

Site Admin

Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15715
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:40 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy

Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:

so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed"

Haha

Haha

Haha

Haha

Haha

Haha

TOUCHE Elvis...great come back mate. Salute

Salute

Cheers

Cheers

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

AIM Address

MSN Messenger

Yahoo Messenger

Photo Gallery

Bushmaster
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11392
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:00 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
By a bunch of "ewe" boats?? _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

gelandangan
Super Member

Super Member

Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6397
Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:17 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Punny! _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

Visit poster's website

Printer Friendly Page

Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 2

All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Go to page 1, 2 Next

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.