Watch for these mergers

1895ss · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:43 pm Post subject: Watch for these mergers

For all of you with any money left in the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal,
the AOL/Time Warner implosion, and the Sears/K-Mart wedding, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining wll merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants

8 Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: KnottNOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

Vince · Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:34 am Post subject: Re: Watch for these mergers

Oh 1895ss......you need floggin' for that one. You definitely have too much time on your hands.

Give yourself 15 lashes with a wet noodle on the pee-pee......and a bag full of uppercuts.

Vince

Al_Sohlstrom · Member Joined: Aug 30, 2005 Posts: 75

Hi

I've heard that the American Association of Individual Investors and the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers are thinking about merging, too, but JUST so that thay can be called...

AAIIIEEE!!!