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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:07 pm    Post subject: Unfortunatly true Reply with quote

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problem

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Unfortunatly true Reply with quote

Just count yourself lucky that your still breathing Cheers

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