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The cow, the ant and the old fart
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:29 am    Post subject: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Hummph!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:54 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Hook line and sinker Bushy!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:38 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Don't you have dishes to do or some cleaning around the house you could be doing?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:32 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:17 pm    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Don't you have dishes to do or some cleaning around the house you could be doing?

it's deer season, she's into feeding bears now Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:35 pm    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

I really don't think Bushy was talking to Suz.
I believe (and hope) he was talking to Vince...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:08 pm    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Very Happy ..
Not sayin anythin here..

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

As an older gentleman:

I worked for my whole life, supported two women, raised four kids, am loved by all of them except the addict first wife and am happily married. I have given more back to the community than I have taken and taught the next generation what is important. I think that beats the cow and ant but I know I am not great - I am "just a man".
I like the old fart I see in the mirror in the morning!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:56 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

well said Paul well said indeed. Very Happy
as I tell my kids
I may be an old fart....but Im your old fart Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:21 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
well said Paul well said indeed. Very Happy
as I tell my kids I may be an old fart....but Im your old fart Very Happy

Sounds like my missus...she says, I'm not a bitch, I'm THE Bitch. Very Happy Laughing

OK, if anybody id looking for me I'll be hiding down the track aways in the thick bushes. Hiding

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:40 am    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

Hummmm. Wife says she's QUEEN bitch.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:41 pm    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

The boss is, well....The Boss!. - Vince can vouch for me on that.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart Reply with quote

My wife is the queen and she says I'm her king. I don't know what she sees in me but I'm glad she does!
She even asks permission to go shopping... I never say no, well almost never.

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