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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:43 am    Post subject: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Kiwis

A bloke walks into a bar in NEW ZEALAND and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up,
expecting to see another Australian visitor.

The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist?
Do you drive a tixi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.
I mount animals."

The bartender grins and yells,

"He's okay boys. He's one of us."


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:05 am    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:04 am    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

What's wrong Vince? Aussie sheep too ugly lol.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:11 am    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Can't say I've ever met an attractive ewe Mac. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:15 am    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

do they only do ewes?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:20 am    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
do they only do ewes?

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Of course Aloys...they're not weird or "strange" mate.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:11 am    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

And here come the "sheep" jokes again............

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:04 am    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Baaaastard!!!!
very good chuckle it just goes to show how many Aussies are working as bartenders over in "The Land of The Long White Cloud"

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Good come back Elvis, but it took a while.
No doubt you'll get more practice shortly.......

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand Reply with quote

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