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A Scotsmans Chilli
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:28 am    Post subject: A Scotsmans Chilli Reply with quote

A hungry but penniless bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.

He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring
blankly at a bowl of chilli.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke
bravely asks,

"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says, "Aye,
ye can gae richt aheid."

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back into the
bowl.

The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:56 am    Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli Reply with quote

Yuck Yuck Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:48 pm    Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli Reply with quote

Haha Haha Faint

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 4:28 am    Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli Reply with quote

Darn and there goes my choice for lunch today.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:02 am    Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli Reply with quote

Creepy good one dhc4, paints a picture for me.

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