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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:29 am    Post subject: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:40 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:45 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

Your coat's in the driveway..... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

wtf HE MUST HAVE BEEN FROM BOSTON! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:53 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

That is seriously bad!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Oh boy Vince Faint

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

gee Vince where ever do you get these from????

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

had to keep my head far to the left so that everything flew together befor I could understand this one...

always been told that English had less words than French, but when Vince stays inventing new words, they will catch up.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

no new words in there bud. khaki is the colour of most of our uniforms.
as for the english language it is the most mongrelised of them all there are words and bastardisations of most other languages included in our everyday speech.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
had to keep my head far to the left so that everything flew together befor I could understand this one...

always been told that English had less words than French, but when Vince stays inventing new words, they will catch up.
Al I think that Vince is an astute observer of english dialect rather than an inventor. I agree that he does have me shaking my head sometimes. LMAO Laughing Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
gee Vince where ever do you get these from????

Oh...I'm not taking the blame for this one mate...as much as I'd like to as it's well and truly up to my high standard of "sick"....

Elvis has studied hard and achieved HIGH DISTINCTION in the art of sending sick jokes to his mates...yup...this one ain't mine...I can't lay claim to it...all accolades must go to, The Man, ELVIS. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

guilty as charged.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

Best Old Guy joke of the year:

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".


He said,

"That's a mirror, dip-shit!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:18 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

I'm a happy man...it seems I've spawned a whole heap of sick joke officiandos. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

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