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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:24 pm Post subject: blondes again |
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This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5' 4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:
Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9232 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:34 pm Post subject: Re: blondes again |
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oh DOH.....
very good
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:43 am Post subject: Re: blondes again |
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Good one Pete.
_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15697 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:12 pm Post subject: Re: blondes again |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2635 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:35 pm Post subject: Re: blondes again |
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Tea out my nose again
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain
Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain |
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