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blondes again
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:24 pm    Post subject: blondes again Reply with quote

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5' 4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:
Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: blondes again Reply with quote

oh DOH.....
very good

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: blondes again Reply with quote

Good one Pete.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: blondes again Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:35 pm    Post subject: Re: blondes again Reply with quote

Tea out my nose again

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