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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:54 am Post subject: OSAMA'S GENIE |
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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said
"Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the
woman and said
"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in
my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off !"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with - Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.
Allah (Peace be unto Him) is good!
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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