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The Lone Ranger
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:36 am    Post subject: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer.
He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to drink.

A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says "You the Lone Ranger?"

"Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies.

"Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya left your injun runnin.

Very Happy Very Happy Razz Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:38 am    Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

oh oh I sense a stout switching heading your way.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:42 am    Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

I'mmmm baaaack Laughing Laughing

Oh sh1te...Suz...I'm hidin' again. Hiding

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:26 am    Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

Oooh Boyyy...I'm tellin'.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:16 am    Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

I heard that

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:39 pm    Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

Seems the depth is rising again Vince.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:57 pm    Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

HOLY BARFARONI BATMAN! Shocked

That one REALLY stunk.... Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger Reply with quote

"HOLYBARFARONI BATMAN!"..??.. Man YOU are old.

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