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The gold urinal
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:54 pm    Post subject: The gold urinal Reply with quote

At the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked outgoing President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton 's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. “Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!”

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:



“I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:43 am    Post subject: Re: The gold urinal Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:20 am    Post subject: Re: The gold urinal Reply with quote

now would he
A. clean it
B bin it
C melt it down
D or the best of them all.... give it to George and laugh his tits of thinking of the plumber trying to install it and telling all his mates about it.

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