Hell

MacD · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:26 am Post subject: Hell

This engineer died and went straight to hell. As soon as he arrived he noticed the terrible conditions and decided to talk to the devil about them. "Nick" he says, "No wonder this place has such a bad rep. It's hot, stinks and the staff are all little sadistic demons. Now if you want to get more people to come then you need to make some improvements" "What did you have in mind" says the devil. The engineer replied, "Well we could install central air and some swimming pools, plant some fragrant trees and flowers and send the demons for sensitivity training. I can guarantee an improved image and more converts." "Okay", says the devil. "Do whatever you want." Well it doesn't take long before the place starts looking like a tropical resort and the improvements draw God's attention. He gets on the "Red" phone right away. "Nick", what are you doing making hell so inviting? We have a contract, you do the eternal torture and I do the mystical salvation. If you don't live up to our contract I'll sue!" "Ha", laughs the devil. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

Elvis · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:36 am Post subject: Re: Hell

too true
ta for the chuckle.

stovepipe · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:45 pm Post subject: Re: Hell

Hehehehehe good one Mac!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:55 am Post subject: Re: Hell

LOL, good one.