Sherlock Holmes In action

cbsweeney · Member Joined: Jun 18, 2010 Posts: 197 Location: New York

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent.“

Very Happy

Elvis · Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:56 pm Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action

elementary dear Watson...
thats a classic chuckle thank you my good man.

slots918 · Member Joined: Jun 28, 2008 Posts: 138

I thought it was the Lone Ranger and Tonto???

slimjim · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:23 am Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action

This is great!!! I needed the chuckle! In the masked cowboy version, which one is the idiot?

slots918 · Member Joined: Jun 28, 2008 Posts: 138

The Lone Ranger of course

slimjim · Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:42 pm Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action

slots918 wrote:

The Lone Ranger of course

I figured as much. Wore the mask to hide the embarrassment!