Choosing the right car

smithd12 · Rookie Member Joined: May 07, 2012 Posts: 3

Before you go tearing out to the dealerships, put on the brakes, sit down and figure out what kind of vehicle you need. Forget about what you want. Yes, we must admit, this doesn't come naturally to most of us. Bear with us; you'll be playing into the dealers hands if you don't do this first. Think about what is going to suit you best. There are 4 things you need to keep in mind when choosing the right vehicle. Crying or Very sad

Suzanne · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 6:32 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

First one is never never submit car adverts to a gun forum.
Second find a car that runs without fuel.
Third find a car that says "I'm not a target for police radar"
Forth and last, when you sit in a car to try it out after stepping in a
smelly dog dropping, see if it still stinks after you rub it into the carpet.

But if you really want to play into the hands of the dealer, dress the part. Put on that undersized bra and push them babies up to the sky. Tight stretchy red pants and spiked heals always work well too. Pachouli oil may attract some attention, but at a car dealership it attracts all the attention, use liberal amounts. Choose the dealer that looks most like Joe Biden or a carnival hawker on a two day drunk and you've got it made.

Thanks Bot
Suz

Aloysius · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:03 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Suz, are you talking about such a self-operated go-cart that's parked on a carpet?
And are you not afraid that Vince and Bushy get foggy eyes again? Smile

Vince · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:29 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Too late Aloys...everything is fogging up mate. I think it might have had something to do with "babies reaching for the sky" or something like that.

BOT Smith...nice try, FAIL. Evil or Very Mad

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:35 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Suz with a "push up" bra??? I think I'm getting cataracts...

gelandangan · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

at first I thought it is SPAM, but, where is the link?

either this spammer is absolute moron, or is a mindless troll..

In either case, both should not be in the road, let alone drive..

Smithd12, I got some lead for sale, very quick delivery too.

Aloysius · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 4:29 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Geland, are you interfering with Suz's push up bra?

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 4:45 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Pachouli oil would make my horse run off!

gelandangan · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 5:16 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Bra? push up?

dhc4ever · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:46 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

You go girl!
But it didn't happen without photos............

Ominivision1 · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 10:29 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

TRBLSHTR wrote:

:wtf: Pachouli oil would make my horse run off!

Aloysius · Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 12:21 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

gelandangan wrote:

Bra? push up?

I've been told that it could help when you hold your head somewhat to the left or to the right and "it" flows together Smile

And better not interfere with Suz's bra because when she leaves it somewhere laying around, it immediatly forms a booby-trap...

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:12 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Don't you love the way these threads take off and develop a life of their own?

Suzanne · Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 5:36 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

I love spam for that very reason. Lets you use your imagination, go off into another realm. From car sales to bras? What ever....that'll teach em. The bot left it open-ended and so we ended. Like Geland said tho...where's the link? They usually have a motive with a link, but this one just gives us an open-ended idea to play with. There are 4 things to consider when buying a car.

Ok....well....maybe this is a smarter bot and it's waiting for us to decide the 4 things and then it's gonna mysteriously appear again and surprise us. It'll probably end up selling us the best cars we ever hoped for and at an unbeatable price. We'll be snickering all the way to the poor house. Then in some weird, equally mysterious way we'll hold the bot hostage and make it pay for our new cars, and get a decent retirement out of hostage negotiations. We can rule the internet by selling a new car bot hostage ponzie scheme. Now we're talkin..

Suz

PaulS · Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:23 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

I am right there - anywhere there are cars and women!
Even better if the car are fast and the women hot - or the other way around. (at 61 I am less picky about a lot of things than I used to be.