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OLD FOLKS WISH LIST
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:29 am    Post subject: OLD FOLKS WISH LIST Reply with quote

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married....They go for

a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the
way they pass a Chemist....Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes..... why do you ask,..... is there
something I can help you with?"

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to nominate your store as our
Bridal Gift Registry."


There is food for thought here for those singles that are planning a marriage late in life and getting a bit long in the tooth.

Cheers, Vince

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:42 pm    Post subject: Re: OLD FOLKS WISH LIST Reply with quote

I have a wish list too Smile

I want to be shot





in the back on my head






with both barrel of
a double barrel shotgun







at the age of 99










by a jealous husband

Smile

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:52 pm    Post subject: Re: OLD FOLKS WISH LIST Reply with quote

Rather be caught by my wife in bed with an 18 year old on my 100th birthday. Wife says that will never happen. She'll have all the money and I won't be able to afford the price of an 18 year old.

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Re: OLD FOLKS WISH LIST Reply with quote

If I lived to 100 I wouldnt want anything! Laughing Just living that long would be reward enough. Cool That would be 35 years or so of retirement, hunting, fishing and doing what ever else I feel like as well as spending time with grandkids or even great grand kids by then!. Shocked What more can you need or want assuming you have your health by then as well ?? Confused

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: OLD FOLKS WISH LIST Reply with quote

Mates, in 50 or so years, there will be no affordable hunting ground left , everything else must get a tad boring methinks.

if I lived past 99, I'll be on borrowed time anyway.
My family trends to pass along around 80 or less, (overweight, diabetes, heart condition, hypertension, unameitwegotit..) so 99 tis a good number Smile

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